The Creathorne Privy's
by Dameon Midnight, Killer Bard of Rathkeale

I have traveled far and wide, I have been to many lands;
     Gotten blisters on my feet, and gotten blood apon my hands.
But of all the things I've seen, the worst as I will tell;
     Is not a vision of a sight, but the vision of a smell.

I have seen a demon lord, I have faced a goblin horde;
     And the Cursed Staff of Antioch cannot be ignored.
I have been to Mordors Door, And seen the business end of Blades sword;
     But Id rather face them all than face the johns of Creathorne.

I tell this tale of terror, amidst my poem proses;
     For warning of an enemy to all of those with noses.
And since I have been smelling from the day that I was born;
     I've never smelled a smeller like the the johns of Creathorne.

I have seen a demon lord, I have faced a goblin horde;
     And the Cursed Staff of Antioch cannot be ignored.
I have been to Mordors Door, And seen the business end of Blades sword;
     But Id rather face them all than face the johns of Creathorne.

I have seen a demon lord, I have faced a goblin horde;
     And the Cursed Staff of Antioch cannot be ignored.
I have been to Mordors Door, And seen the business end of Blades sword;
     But Id rather face them all than face the johns of Creathorne.